Share your favorite Dreaded Single Male - DSM messages!

We all have our favorite examples of incredibly funny, rude and thoughtless messages from lifestyle DSMs. As a public service, we thought that it was about time that we had a place to share them. 

Please share your best examples of DSM CopyPasta so we can spread the word and hopefully shed some light on how TO and NOT TO reach out to a couple or single female on the Lifestyle sites. Sharing is caring...Please send us your best examples.